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Things Your Chain Restaurant Bartender Wants You to Know
by Brian Cullen Hey guys. Thanks for coming. I really appreciate it. You may be wondering why I called you all here today. You see, I…have some news. It’s something shocking about my past. And I’m...
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Things Your Teacher Wants You To Know
by Ross C. Hardy What’s your teacher really thinking? Let’s ask a student writing instructor! To start with, yes, we know you don’t want to be here. We recognize that this is a chore, that if you...
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The Worst Jobs In Video Games
by Steve Stevenson We like video games because, for the most part, they’re an easier alternative to real life. Short on cash? Break a pot, there’s bound to be some rupees laying around! Self-esteem a...
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How Not to Treat Tech Support
by Josh Hrala So your computer is on the brink of dying, pop ups for porn sites and penis enlargement supplements are invading your desktop to the point you can’t even click any of them closed. Or, you...
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How Not to Tip at a Restaurant
by Josh Hrala Going to a restaurant is one of the most fun things one can do in life, right up there with watching people getting hit in the junk (the America’s Funniest Home Videos way, not the sexual...
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Things Your Local Pro Wrestling Referee Wants You To Know
by Jason Iannone Everyone has an opinion on pro wrestling: it’s awesome, it’s stupid, it’s scripted-but-real, it’s totally fake, it used to be good but conveniently started to suck as soon as the...
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Black Friday Tips from a Retail Clerk
by Kyle Ayers (note: Black Friday is almost here. And while you’re out sleeping overnight to save four or five dollars on a Blu-Ray of You’ve Got Mail, retail employees are brewing an extra pot of...
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Tales from Walmart: Sex in Aisle 12
During the early 2000s, I spent three long, miserable working for what many consider (and with good reason) to be the absolute worst company in the world. People in depressed areas might know it as...
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Tales from Walmart II: Violence by the Pound
Last time, I discussed some of the sexual shenanigans that went on during my three-year nightmare working for Walmart. And what goes better with sex? Why, violence of course! And yes, I witnessed more...
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Former Hooters Waitress Reveals What It’s Really Like
It’s been over 30 years since the first Hooters restaurant opened in Clearwater, FL, and it’s hard to argue with the success of their business model. With a global brand worth $1 billion and hundreds...
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Things Your Barista Wants You to Know
The Caramel Macchiato is not a real drink. Let’s just get that out of the way. It is a trademark owned by Starbucks, and when you leave a Starbucks, it ceases to exist. Or at least, it magically...
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10 NSFW Things Veronica Vain Wants You to Know about Porn
Lots of NSFW within, so don’t say you weren’t warned if you read on, you goons. Veronica Vain made waves in January when she quit her job in finance to pursue a porn career. Critics claimed she was...
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10 Seduction Tips from Male Escort Agency CEO Garren James
How many women have wanted you so badly they not only make an appointment but line up to offer you money? Garren James is owner and CEO of Cowboys4Angels, which makes him king of hunk mountain. He...
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